Hi all,

I need a junior perl programmer (not an expensive one) to work for me. I need the Links script modifed, and I also would like somebody with UBB experience to add hacks (modifications) in the UBB code.

Also I would like somebody to surf the net and add links and resources to the Links directory...

All for an hourly fee

Anybody interested???

Contact me at aalhait@yahoo.com please


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>I need a junior perl programmer (not an
>expensive one) to work for me.
- I'm a clueless start-up wannabe that
- has no money and am looking for an
- equally clueless lackey that will be
- willing to work out of my 1-bedroom
- apartment for pop-tarts and cool-aid.

>I need the Links script modifed
- I want to run a search engine cause
- so many buzz-words are related to them.
- meta-data asset manipulation! I just
- can't stop!!

>and I also would like somebody with UBB
>experience to add hacks (modifications)
>in the UBB code.
- while you're at it, make me a billboard
- that I can write off as my own! Oh,
- and in case you don't know what 'hacks'
- means, that is lingo that I that us
- crazy hackers use for 'modifications'.

>Also I would like somebody to surf
>the net and add links and resources
>to the Links directory...
- Also I would like someone to sit and
- spend mindless hours filling my database
- with links because I am too cheap (and
- might I add, stupid) to write a DMOZ
- parser.

>All for an hourly fee
- I'll pay you 50 dollars if I end up making
- any money on the site.

>Anybody interested???
- Anybody this ignorant and brain-damaged???

No spam on this forum please. Thanks

-- Gordon


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Regards,


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Eliot Lee....
Former Handle: Eliot
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Yeah Yeah Yeah

There's always a synic... Forgive me for not being politically correct

And I'm sorry for offending your ego I have the script installed and operational, but forgive me if I have no more time to do any more work on it, but still want to enahance it I'm not cheap, but I don't want people asking for $100/hr like I'm sure you'd do either!

>Forgive me for not being
>politically Correct
Um, ok. I didn't reallize we were discussing the gay rights movement.

>And I'm sorry for offending your ego
The only way you could have offended my ego is by thinking that you have offended my ego. Down right conceited methinks

>I'm not cheap, but I don't want people
>asking for $100/hr like I'm sure you'd do
>either!
Ok, NOW you have offended my ego. That's $400 an hour!! Sheesh.

Seems to me you are looking for some $2 / hr. script kiddie.
if so, maybe this will help:
3l33T /\/\aN!! 1 OwN U!! YEAH!!!!!

-- Gordon



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AnthroRules can you email me please?

I would like to talk to you